halleregina:

halleregina:

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

• The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  
• Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
• People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
• It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
• Regular customers included:
• A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
• A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
• An actual group of Neo-Nazis
• An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
• Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
• A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
• I have more these are just off the top of my head

I can’t believe I forgot

• two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  
• I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

(Source: halles-comet)

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

daddyblanchett:

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

(Source: siegel-kate)

homefixin2shavemister:

nyaakos:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

allpower2allthepeople:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

shante-erika:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

CHINA IS TAKING OVER AFRICA 🗣🗣🗣

How so

China is legally, financially colonizing the entire continent by taking over Africa’s infrastructure.

They’ve have done so by making loans to African countries that they KNOW won’t be able to pay them back. Once the country defaults China exacts repayment by taking over an aspect of their infrastructure. They took an airport and an electric grid in Tanzania and a port in Kenya

Yes! Thanks Queen 🤗

China "gifted" the African Union a headquarters building and then allegedly had it bugged

The alleged data theft might put a strain on the relationship between China and African countries

Quartz Africa

^^Also just a little fun fact

More evidence

Somalia gives up its fishing rights to China - Face2Face Africa

At a time when local fishermen in Somalia are struggling to compete with foreign vessels that are depleting fishing stocks, the government h

Face2Face Africa

mori-sempai:

chokosnails:

izzy-almighty:

izzy-almighty:

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

my favorite renaissance painting

mamacitaserena:

Can you believe we live in a society where people are kissing Elsa’s ass and viewing her as a great big sister despite neglecting Anna through their whole ass childhood just cause she has the ability to make fucking freezer ice cubes while Nani, a dedicated brown woman who despite lost her parents by a lethal storm had to push her grief aside because Lilo was now her main priority, took care of her, fed her, probably paid money for her hula classes, busted her ass at her job to financially support Lilo, busted her ass to emotionally support Lilo, supported Lilo’s photography talent even though Lilo’s theme was a little weird, got her a dog and even during moments where Nani hit was hitting rock bottom (ex: getting fired but didn’t put her frustration out on Lilo) she did whatever it took to keep her little sister from being taken away, and wanted nothing but happiness and safety for her.

mulletlove:

mulletlove:

lgbt checklist

• non professional haircuts
• inappropriate foot ware
• shirt way 2 small or way 2 big
• had to at one point prepare for a possible future where their family and friends were no longer a support system
• public transit
• substance abuse
• intimacy issues exacerbated by endangering your life by public displays of affection
• fuck cops
• bad memory
• utility related comfort item (The Jacket, The Backpack etc)
• violently hating your body as a teen but realizing it’s other people’s perceptions and expectations of it that you hate in your adult life
• never fucking going to the doctor
• UTIs
• everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves
• maturity at a young age
• flannel

all of u are so surprised that every one of these r applicable….i can tell you exactly why each of them is a universal experience but i bet u can unpack this on ur own….think abt it

(Source: anticapitalistboygirl)

commander-up:

the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming